W.O.M.P.
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I thought that would make you curious! ...and just what does that acronym mean?
Picture left... John asleep in his chair with.... Ch Miyu Jenni Lee fast asleep also mimicking him!
I love this quote... The dog is amoral and does not have the emotional sophistication to be spiteful or insensitive. Humans have the monopoly on those delights. Shannon McKay
If I Didn’t Have A Dog I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.
All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair.
When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel
and I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies that beat me there. I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted,
without taking into consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get comfortable. I would have money and no guilt to go on a real vacation.
I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians,
as I put their yet unborn grand kids through college. The most used words in my vocabulary wouldn’t be:
Out, Sit, Down, Come, Stay, and leave him / her/ it ALONE! My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates
or barriers and would not look like a day care centre, toys everywhere. My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and an extra leash.
I would not look strangely at people who think having
ONE dog or a cat ties them down too much. I wouldn’t have to answer the question.. 'Why do you have so many
animals?' from people who will never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone, as close to an angel, as they will ever get. How EMPTY my life would be!
My Pomeranians, I love you - but there are some things I have to say ….
The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that is suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required. The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough. Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door: TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. Remember, dogs are better than kids because they: (1) eat less (2) don't ask for money all the time (3) are easier to train (4) normally come when called (5) never ask to drive the car (6) don't hang out with drug-using people (7) don't smoke or drink (8) don't want to wear your clothes (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ....
I look forward to adding more sayings, etc to this page as I come by them. |
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